February 2012
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...
– President Barack Obama
(via heytinafey)
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That little high you get when someone calls you...
And then says you’d be a great psychologist (we’re discussing what I should be when I grow up).
LOVE YOU KATY!
There's a difference between
staypozitive:
Thinking someone is cute
Having a crush on someone
Being interested in someone
Liking someone
Loving someone
Being in love with someone
He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via catsux)
I've already finished Fahrenheit 451...
It was good, but I like The Catcher in the Rye more. :)
THE OUTSIDERS LATER!
Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live in Narnia.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I find your crooked teeth disgusting, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.
Dear Single Gay Guys That I Find Attractive at my...
Why don’t you exist? We could be good friends.
Reblog if you want a "why are you so..." in your...
seriously-lesbian:
pretty please.
Because I’m a whiny bitch who needs attention.
mr—brightside:
icecreamandbleach:
dylaneatsrainbows:
fagology:
sammiok:
My god. I think I got some form of cancer just by watching this.
Are you mentally retarded. Seriously. This is literally sad knowing that you lack the proper education of an 8th grader.
i think my IQ just dropped a few points.
no youre what society has come to…..
I want to die.
Why do you have to have...
bronutz:
when people tell you their grades when you didnt ask for them
okay cool you have a 95 COOL GUESS HOW MUCH I CARE
It's hard to imagine that one day,
staypozitive:
I won’t go to school anymore but I’ll be heading to work.
I’ll be living on my own or with friends instead of with my parents.
I won’t have to ask for rides anymore because I can drive where ever I want.
I’ll be waking up to a special someone next to me.
I’ll have kids running around the house.
inthemorningillbewithu asked: chocolate rain or vanilla hail?
Anonymous asked: What was your first kiss like?
Message me (1) thing you want to know about me.
Me before I eat: Should I eat? I should. It's okay, it's just an apple. I need to eat. I'm so hungry. I'm going to eat fuck this.
Me after I eat: Why did I eat. Fuck I'm so fat and stupid and weak. I should purge. Why did I eat. I'm so stupid. God why the fuck did I do that.